Good morning, Etobicoke! I’m Bri, the voice behind Etobicoke Scoop. Every Thursday, I’ve got your roundup of local news, events, and stories, all in one easy read.

In this week’s newsletter:

🚨 Parking Drama: Ticket leads to assault arrest
🏠 Eviction Crackdown: New bylaw targets bad landlords
🎸 Music Mayhem: Controversial concert stirs debate
🕵️‍♂️ Cold Case: $50K reward in Morin mystery

Plus: Farmers’ markets, JerkFest, art exhibits 🎨

THE DIGEST

🅿️ Parking Ticket Leads to Assault in Etobicoke 🅿️ 
A routine parking ticket turned into a not-so-chill Sunday in Etobicoke when a parking enforcement officer was assaulted after issuing a ticket. The man allegedly didn't take the ticket too well and ended up physically attacking the officer. Roman Kravchyshyn, 46, was arrested and charged with assaulting a peace officer. Looks like some people really take those parking tickets personally - but violence is never the answer, folks. Let's keep it civil out there.

🏘️ Bye-Bye Bad-Faith Renovictions 🏘️
A new Toronto bylaw just dropped, and it’s aiming straight at landlords who try to evict tenants under the fake excuse of doing renos. Starting July 31, landlords need a $700 licence, real building permits, and proof from a certified pro that the unit actually needs to be empty. In Etobicoke, where rental pressures are high, this could be a game-changer. Landlords now have to pay moving costs ($1,500–$2,500) and cover rent-gap payments if tenants return—or even more if they don’t. South Etobicoke tenant advocates say it’s a solid step, though not a cure-all. Bottom line: if your landlord’s waving an N13, don’t panic—but don’t sign without checking your rights. And if things smell fishy? 3-1-1 is your friend.

🎤 Controversial Musician Stirs the Pot in Etobicoke 🎤
American musician Sean Feucht brought his tunes and his controversial opinions to an Etobicoke church, stirring up some drama. Known for speaking out against abortion and LGBTQ2S+ rights, Feucht's performance had police on standby, but no major incidents went down. Feucht's ties to the MAGA movement add fuel to the fire. While some fans are pumped for his Canadian tour, others are side-eyeing the whole situation. Is this just a harmless concert, or the start of something more contentious?

🔍 Where is Nicole Morin? 🔍 
After 40 years, the disappearance of eight-year-old Nicole Morin from her Etobicoke home remains a haunting mystery. Toronto police are offering a $50,000 reward for any information that could lead to finding her, emphasizing that the case is far from closed. The community's involvement is crucial, as even the smallest detail could make a difference. Nicole's story continues to captivate the GTA, reminding everyone that someone, somewhere might hold the key to uncovering the truth behind her disappearance.

Upcoming Events

• Every Saturday - Humber Bay Shores Farmers’ Market 
  Humber Bay Park West | 100 Humber Bay Park Rd. W.
  Get ready to experience the return of the Humber Bay Shores Farmers’ Market! Join us at Humber Bay Park West for a vibrant community gathering filled with fresh produce, local goods, and a welcoming atmosphere. 🕖 Running every Saturday from 9 am to 2 pm until Thanksgiving weekend, this market is the perfect place to shop local and support Canadian vendors. Admission is free.
  

• Every Saturday – Etobicoke Civic Centre Farmers Market
  Etobicoke Civic Centre – 399 The West Mall, Etobicoke
  One of the city’s longest‑running markets returns every Saturday with farm‑fresh produce, artisanal breads, local honey and more. Stroll the stalls, chat with growers and fill your basket while soaking up some live music.

• Through August 14 – Expressions of Light Exhibition

  Etobicoke Civic Centre Art Gallery | 399 The West Mall, Etobicoke

  Experience the captivating world of watercolour at the Expressions of Light exhibition, showcasing stunning works by artists from the Mississauga Watercolour Society. Discover how these talented artists capture light, transparency, and luminosity across landscapes, waterscapes, and still lifes. Don't miss this opportunity to immerse yourself in the beauty of watercolour art!
  

• August 8 – JerkFest 2025: Toronto's Only Jerk Food and Music Festival

  Centennial Park | 256 Centennial Park Rd., Etobicoke, ON, M9C 5N3

  Get ready for the vibes you need at JerkFest 2025! From August 8–10, enjoy an exciting lineup of chart-topping international acts like Valiant, Agent Sasco, V’ghn, and Tarrus Riley. This family-friendly festival offers mouthwatering jerk cuisine, live performances by Canadian artists, cooking demonstrations, and a vibrant marketplace. Tons of giveaways and prizes await at this summer must-do event. Come for the vibes, stay for the fun and unforgettable moments!

• Aug 13 – Arts Etobicoke Open Mic Night
  Arts Etobicoke Gallery – 4893A Dundas St W., Etobicoke
  Writers, musicians, poets and comedians get five minutes each to wow the crowd at this bi‑monthly event. Performers must register in advance; audience members just show up and enjoy the variety.

Weather

• Thu, Jul 31: High 23°C, Low 18°C 🌧️

• Fri, Aug 1: High 25°C, Low 16°C 🌥️

• Sat, Aug 2: High 28°C, Low 15°C 🌥️

• Sun, Aug 3: High 31°C, Low 18°C ☀️

• Mon, Aug 4: High 30°C, Low 21°C 🌥️

• Tue, Aug 5: High 30°C, Low 22°C 🌥️

• Wed, Aug 6: High 26°C, Low 20°C 🌧️

Fun & Games

🎲 Would You Rather

You unexpectedly receive a parking ticket. Would you rather:

A) Pay the fine but magically get prime parking for the rest of the year 🅿️✨
B) Dispute the ticket and win, but have to park at the farthest spot for a month 🚶‍♂️🚗
C) Attend a community 'Parking Etiquette' workshop and get the fee waived 📚🤓
D) Turn the ticket into a creative art piece for your living room and keep the memory alive 🎨🖼️

➡️ Hit reply with your pick and we'll tally the favourites in next week’s issue!

Congrats to Josie for being the first reader to reply with the correct answer to last week’s trivia question. X-Men had scenes filmed at Etobicoke’s Humber College.

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Thanks for reading! See you next week for more of what’s happening in Etobicoke.

-Bri