Good afternoon, Etobicoke! I’m Bri, the voice behind Etobicoke Scoop. Every Thursday, I’ve got your roundup of local news, events, and stories, all in one easy read.

In this week’s newsletter:

🚤 Jet Ski Drama: Humber Bay collision alert!
🏒 Hockey Star: Adrianna Milani’s rising fame
🚨 Night Crash: Motorcyclist’s rough ride in Etobicoke

Plus: Farmers' markets, JerkFest, open mic night 🎤

THE DIGEST

🚤 Humber Bay Jet Ski Joyride Ends in Hospital Visit 🚤 
Summer fun took a bad turn at Etobicoke’s Humber Bay Park West when a man in his 30s ended up in the hospital after a dramatic jet ski collision. Toronto police swooped in just before 3:30 p.m. on August 4th to rescue the riders involved, with one suffering a leg injury. Investigators are still determining what caused the crash; there’s no word yet on whether speed or alcohol played a role. The incident underscores the need for caution on the water, especially in busy summer spots like Humber Bay and Marie Curtis Park. Wear those life vests, keep your distance from other craft and remember that Lake Ontario is not your personal racetrack.

🏒 Is Etobicoke's Adrianna Milani the Next Hockey Superstar? 🌟 
Get ready to meet your new hockey crush, folks! Etobicoke Dolphins' forward, Adrianna Milani, is making waves with her impressive skills and ability to dominate the game. Hailing from Oakville, this rising star has been turning heads with her knack for scoring goals and thriving under pressure, positioning herself as one of the brightest young talents in Canadian women's hockey. Keep an eye on Milani as she gears up to represent Team Canada at the U-18 selection camp.

🚨 Motorcyclist Injured in Late Night Crash 🚨 
A motorcyclist in Etobicoke found themselves in a serious pickle after crashing late Tuesday night at Islington Avenue and Rexdale Boulevard. Toronto's finest rushed to the scene, sending the driver to the hospital with some gnarly injuries. While the 38-year-old driver is expected to pull through, they're also facing a few not-so-fun Highway Traffic Act charges. The incident caused quite the traffic jam as emergency crews worked their magic. Here's to a speedy recovery and less dramatic rides in the future!

Upcoming Events

• Every Saturday - Humber Bay Shores Farmers’ Market 
  Humber Bay Park West | 100 Humber Bay Park Rd. W.
  Get ready to experience the return of the Humber Bay Shores Farmers’ Market! Join us at Humber Bay Park West for a vibrant community gathering filled with fresh produce, local goods, and a welcoming atmosphere. 🕖 Running every Saturday from 9 am to 2 pm until Thanksgiving weekend, this market is the perfect place to shop local and support Canadian vendors. Admission is free.
  

• Every Saturday – Etobicoke Civic Centre Farmers Market
  Etobicoke Civic Centre – 399 The West Mall, Etobicoke
  One of the city’s longest‑running markets returns every Saturday with farm‑fresh produce, artisanal breads, local honey and more. Stroll the stalls, chat with growers and fill your basket while soaking up some live music.

• Through August 14 – Expressions of Light Exhibition

  Etobicoke Civic Centre Art Gallery | 399 The West Mall, Etobicoke

  Experience the captivating world of watercolour at the Expressions of Light exhibition, showcasing stunning works by artists from the Mississauga Watercolour Society. Discover how these talented artists capture light, transparency, and luminosity across landscapes, waterscapes, and still lifes. Don't miss this opportunity to immerse yourself in the beauty of watercolour art!
  

• August 8-10 – JerkFest 2025: Toronto's Only Jerk Food and Music Festival

  Centennial Park | 256 Centennial Park Rd., Etobicoke, ON, M9C 5N3

  Get ready for the vibes you need at JerkFest 2025! From August 8–10, enjoy an exciting lineup of chart-topping international acts like Valiant, Agent Sasco, V’ghn, and Tarrus Riley. This family-friendly festival offers mouthwatering jerk cuisine, live performances by Canadian artists, cooking demonstrations, and a vibrant marketplace. Tons of giveaways and prizes await at this summer must-do event. Come for the vibes, stay for the fun and unforgettable moments!

• Aug 13 – Arts Etobicoke Open Mic Night
  Arts Etobicoke Gallery – 4893A Dundas St W., Etobicoke
  Writers, musicians, poets and comedians get five minutes each to wow the crowd at this bi‑monthly event. Performers must register in advance; audience members just show up and enjoy the variety.
  

• August 21 – An Evening with the Carters: Growing up in Etobicoke

  Montgomery's Inn | 4709 Dundas St W, Etobicoke, ON, M9A 1A8

  Join us for a special evening with Linda V. Carter and her brother Evan Carter as they share personal and family stories that illuminate important Black history in Canada and the rich histories of Etobicoke. Discover unique perspectives through historical photography and documentary snippets, and see how personal narratives intertwine with our community's heritage in this heartfelt and inspiring talk. 🕢 7:30 p.m. (Refreshments served from 7:00 p.m.) | 🎟️ Free – Pre-registration required, reserve on the website.

Weather

• Thu, Aug 7: High 28°C, Low 19°C 🌥️

• Fri, Aug 8: High 30°C, Low 21°C 🌥️

• Sat, Aug 9: High 33°C, Low 21°C 🌥️

• Sun, Aug 10: High 34°C, Low 23°C 🌧️

• Mon, Aug 11: High 36°C, Low 24°C ☀️

• Tue, Aug 12: High 29°C, Low 24°C 🌧️

• Wed, Aug 13: High 34°C, Low 22°C 🌥️

Fun & Games

😎 A Sunny Giggle

What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle! ☀️

Last week we asked: Would you rather pay a parking ticket and get prime parking for a year, or take your chances disputing it (and walking farther)?
Etobicoke Scoop readers made their choice loud and clear — A) pay the fine and enjoy that sweet VIP parking spot was the clear winner. Thanks to everyone who replied!

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Thanks for reading! See you next week for more of what’s happening in Etobicoke.

-Bri